Amusing words

ok, so I know this is in writing, but just go research how British people say the following words:

Schedule
Yogurt
Compost
Buddha
and
Love

Also, I'd like to add my favorite phrases:

pants = underwear
garden = yard
lemonade = Sprite/7up
squash = the worst drink thing EVER
and
pop = go

I would also like to note, that in Britain, everything is a dirty joke. This amuses me more and more... dang it. Also, it is dark around 5 pm... daylight savings? I think not.